Thanks to my friend Amith Gubbi, I stumbled upon this. I hope you will literally ROFL.
1. Malaysian jails have american orange jump suits and an international drug lord roams around ordering acid and other chemicals.He also gets the job as a Janitor(wow).
2. Malaysian jail authorities have a deep understanding of hindi(including prison guards).Now they are learning bhojpuri in case the movie "Malegaon ki donwa 2" releases starring Shatrughan "shotgun" Sinha.
3.If Lara Dutta says "Mere is khoobsoorat chehre ke alawa mujhmein aur bhi khoob baatein hain" she means an item number and bringing Kunal Kapoor to Don towards the climax.
4. Only a mask separates Hrithik Roshan and Shahrukh Khan(Extra thumb,free of cost).
5. The only way you can blackmail and kidnap the Vice president of the DZB is by attending a charity fundraiser posing as a superstar(with an extra thumb of course).
6. Anyone begging outside some train station in Berlin can accurately describe the facial features of any passerby(He is being hired by the CBI).Interview is being conducted by Rajnikant.
7. The receptionist at DZB will let anyone with an Interpol ID go up to their vice president.
8. You only need to put up a plastic paper with the required finger print on a scanner, the voice recognition can be done by Don's wristwatch.
9. Don's watch can also detonate bombs placed on walls and inside bags(TAG-HEUER is going to auction this watch at National Market).
10. Anyone can be recruited into Interpol, and that includes Roma and even DON temporarily(Kunal Kapoor is also a mastermind, instead he is never caught as he is busy romancing his german wife)
11. If Roma is nicknamed "Junglee Billi" then Don has to be some brand ka Kutta(upto u guys)
12. Billi will go with Don even if that requires asking a colleague from Interpol to stay back.
13. If Don gets injured Roma is the first one to tend. (In DON 3, an elaborate song sequence will be included)
14. If Roma doesnt shoot Don then Jabbar will shoot Roma.(WTH!!)
15. When DON tells Roma that he is a changed man, she immidiately believes him and a gooey background music follows indicating her feelings(Surprise surprise, no bullets are fired.Jabbar and Vardhan are waiting for some action I guess).
15. You always cut the red wire when diffusing a bomb(wtf!!!)
"Don Ke Screenplay aur direction main mistakes pakadna aasaan hi nahiin...bahut mumkin hain"